so it begins

I start this blog with a few comments. I don't much like blogs, and the probability of this one's deletion is quite high. This is due to the fact that I am a private person and I like to fly under the radar, as it were. But who am I kidding? I gave (some of) my stealthiness when I acquired THE MOBILE DEVICE. Nonetheless, malicious and pointless material be banned from this place. Life is brief. Thus do we begin.